Friday Dirt

ROSEANNE BARR Files Official Docs To Become President

Roseanne Barr -- has filed official documents to become the Green Party's nominee for President of the United States of America. Roseanne who has been waging a Twitter and Facebook grassroots, digital campaign -- has just made it official.  She wants to carry the Green Party banner in the November election. She says she's sick of Democrats and Republicans, whom she believes are not working in the best interests of the American people.

Simon Wants Mariah For "X Factor"

Rumors are floating around saying that Simon Cowell wants Mariah Carey or Beyonce to join the X Factor judging panel. Simon wanted Mariah last year but she wasn't available due to her mommy duties. Simon Cowell reportedly offered Beyonce a cool half-BILLION to sign up as a judge. Randy Jackson, who happens to be Mariah’s manager, says the diva would be “amazing.” However, Carey’s husband Nick Cannon thinks it would be a “step down” for an artist of her caliber. Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj have also been rumored to be on Simon's list as well.

Paula Abdul ‘Not OK’ With X Factor Firing, Was ‘Blindsided’

Paula Abdul is not as “okay” with her sudden firing from the X Factor as she wants us to believe.  According to a source close to Paula... She found out a couple weeks ago from Steve Jones, whom she’s close to, that he would probably not be coming back and although she found it hard to believe, he told her at the time that he heard SHE might not be returning either. “Paula loved doing the show and was blindsided by the news,” the source says. She never thought Simon would let her go…again…this makes twice that he’s booted her from the judging chair – once on Idol and now X Factor – and she says she doesn’t know if she can trust him again even if he does come up with another project for her.

DONALD TRUMP I Would GLADLY Join Mitt Romney's Cabinet

Donald Trump says... if Mitt Romney offered him a position in the President's cabinet, he would take the gig in a heartbeat ... and would do a MUCH better job than the "clowns" currently in place. Right after Trump endorsed Romney for the Republican nomination yesterday, the Donald said he would consider switching professions to work for the President of the United States if Romney was elected.