Wednesday Dirt

Adele Applies For Helicopter License

Adele has applied for a helicopter landing license. Adele is tired of dealing with traffic when she commutes from her rented country estate in Sussex, England, and has decided to make flying her primary form of transport. A source said ''Adele's property has so much land she thought, 'Why not?' ''It will cut down her journey time by some distance and it also means she won't have to rely so heavily on cars. She is a busy woman and needs to get places with minimal disruption.''
Taylor Swift Admits "The Bar's Really Low" For Potential Suitors

Taylor Swift  not only has looks, but an intimidating list of ex-boyfriends to her name including Joe Jonas and 'Twilight's' Taylor Lautner. However there might be hope for your average Joe yet. Taylor says "Guys in my life - I don't think I have a memory of being really impressed. But that's good! The bar's really low."

'BIGGEST LOSER' CONTESTANTS Threaten to Quit Show

There's a big problem on the set of "Biggest Loser" -- nearly all of the remaining contestants have walked off the show and are threatening to quit after learning about a secret "twist" that could seriously affect their shot at the $250,000 grand prize. Multiple sources connected with the show say ... the mutiny took place this week ... when contestants got word that producers were considering bringing back previous contestants to compete for the grand prize. They were pissed -- so they banded together and decided to protest by walking off the show in the middle of shooting an episode. Show honchos have shut down production for at least a week while they figure out how to handle the situation.

Charlie Sheen APOLOGIZES to Ashton You Don't Suck, Bro

Charlie Sheen said he feels REALLY bad for saying Ashton Kutcher "sucks" as the new lead on "Two and a Half Men" ... and now he's issuing an official apology to the actor.and drafted a letter to Kutcher ...which reads: "Dear Ashton, My bad. I was disrespectful to a man doing his best. I got excited and I threw you into the crossfire, but the rest of my statement I stand behind. You however, deserve better. Safety in your travels good sir. CS"

WWE CHAMP CM PUNK Chris Brown is Dead Wrong, I DON'T Use Steroids

WWE heavyweight champion CM Punk is lashing back at Chris Brown ... claiming the singer isn't just a liar ... but a total "coward" who never truly "paid" for what he did to Rihanna. Punk released a video statement "Chris and I come from different worlds. I don't have an assistant. I don't have a body guard.  I don't have a manager or a PR person telling me to delete tweets like Chris does, and I don't hit women. Period." Chris Brown responded: @chrisbrown I really hope this 15 minutes of fame is paying you for the long run becuz music last forever! Wrestlers come and go according to ratings!

'TEEN MOM 2' STAR I Got JUMPED By 3 Violent Chicks

"Teen Mom 2" star Leah Messer was brutally attacked by 3 women outside of a movie theater in West Virginia this weekend ... multiple sources say
19-year-old Leah is telling friends and family ... she had just left the theater with her fiance Sunday night when an older woman began following her and calling her names. Leah insists she tried to tell the woman to leave her alone ... when 2 other girls appeared out of nowhere and the three chicks opened a can of whoopass all over Leah's face. Sources say Leah's fiance, and a security guard, managed to pull the three women off the MTV star ... and got out of the area. We're told Leah did not recognize any of her attackers ... but Leah's mother has since gone to Twitter in an effort to try and identify the assailants.